Dad had heart surgery on Saturday. Five bypasses! I think that's the most you can have! Woooooooooo, more Strong Family DOMINATION! Most wine consumption in a single night! Most bypasses! I'm gonna go buy my lottery ticket right now.
When we went to wait while they were sawing him open, we parked in the four-leaf clover section of the parking garage. It worked!
Also, this sign is on the door of the food court at the hospital. It mystified me until I walked into the food court and saw the food.
It seemed like dentists giving kids candy, but whatever. I ate it!
Anyway, he lived. He's already at home, doing that thing dads do where they think they're cute but they're really just annoying. You know.