1. Why are you about to make me wear a sweater that has the words "Cookie Monster" on it?
2. Are those cookies? May I have one?
3. Why are you looking at me and laughing? I am not the one about to put a sweater on a dog.
4. Are those cookies? May I have one?
5. Why do I have to go to the bathroom outside? YOU don't.
6. How can you resist me?
7. Are you ever going to mop this floor?
