1. Why are you about to make me wear a sweater that has the words "Cookie Monster" on it?
2. Are those cookies? May I have one?
3. Why are you looking at me and laughing? I am not the one about to put a sweater on a dog.
4. Are those cookies? May I have one?
5. Why do I have to go to the bathroom outside? YOU don't.
6. How can you resist me?
7. Are you ever going to mop this floor?
3 comments:
This isn't one of those memes, is it?
Blah blah blah cookie blah blah cookies blah blah outside blah blah blah.
1. Where is the photo of the dog in the sweater that has the words "Cookie Monster" on it?
2. Don't you remember a year ago when people *did* go to the bathroom outside during the renovation? Or, oops, was I not supposed to mention that?
3. Is that a cookie? May I have one?
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